Funny quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.”
“When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.”
“My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.”
<em>– Rodney Dangerfield</em>
